who let me drink alcohol form 3 pm?!
but seriously, who let me?! i’m drunk at 6:20 pm
Tuesday May 5 @ 06:21pmWho let me get drunk at 6:15?!
Tuesday May 5 @ 06:15pmMe and em woke up and omg it’s so much effort to actually get up what is this?
Tuesday May 5 @ 07:26am
- people: you have to be more lady like
- me: suck my dick
Snuggled in bed with em. With the window wide open and the fan pointing directly at us. Omg it’s hot.
Monday May 5 @ 11:35pm
You know you're British when...
- Hot weather: Omg it's boiling i'm overheating so much we must have a hosepipe ban what why no i want to use the hose even though ive never wanted to use it before in my life but now its banned i must use it oh god we're all dehydrating oh god its a heatwave we're going to shrivel up and die omg i'm burnt everyones burning oh fuck freckles everywhere its only going to continue we'll never be cold again there's not enough water oh my god it's hotter than fucking hawaii i wish it was cold weather it's so much better than hot weather
- Cold weather: Omg it's freezing old people are all going to die oh fuck we've run out of salt the country is at a standstill there's too much snow I can't get anywhere we're snowed in we're going to die omg there's ice we're all going to fall over and die fuck off rain it's so annoying oh no my hair i hate rain why is it so cold omg there's so much wind it'd be warm if there wasn't any wind fuck i wish it was hot weather it's so much better than cold weather
